Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.
Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you
I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
Where the fuck do people find these hidden, majestic things???